Following on from our latest Post
Discord: W̶èl̕l,͘ you ͠h͠e̕ard͡ ̴the ̛Captain ̴e͜v͞er͠ybro̕ny͡.̨ ͟ASK AWAY.͘
TCC: What? No, they can’t. That interview was done nearly three years ago. I have the magazine article right here.
TCC: They can’t ask questions in the past!… Or at least not the current past.
Discord: Oh̶ my̶ m̧ỳ ͜my͝.͏ A̕n͘d̨ ͘here I ̧t͞hoųg̛h͏t̕ y̡o̡u̸ understood ̛h̡ow ̀all҉ ͜thi҉s̢ w̴o҉r҉k͟s̢.
We’̷r͠e in th̵e ̵spac͝e̵ś b̕etween̨ ̛pĺa͢ceś,̛ her̕e͡, ̢C̛la͟ri͟o̷n̵ m̶y̕ ̸dear.̨ ͝
T̢ime̷. Sp͡ace.͢ Pas͝t.͜ ̵P̨r̕ese̵n̕ţ.͏ ̀Fut̡u͟rè.̴ ͟
Th͜ey̸’͏r҉e a͝l̸l͡ ̧ju̢sţ ̛threa͘d̡ş ͠in͘ ͘th͟e̴ ǵr̛e̷a͏t WÈB of ̢èxi͏stenc͜e.͏
TCC: And pull one of those threads out of place and the whole thing unravels. We can’t do this. Sorry guys I can’t risk a paradox taking place, here… It’s been hard enough avoiding those as it is. I will happily put up the interview in its entirety but as for questions direct to Brit we’re just gonna have to wait until she’s answering them again in the caves or-
Discord: *YA̕WW͏WW̡WW̢WWW͡N* ͞
O̧h, ͜ple͘ase̸, for͢giv̡e͞ m͠e̸ ͞bu͘t ̶y͝o͞u̴ ar̴e̢ just̶ bei̢ng̴ ͝so ̵tediously unimaginative.̸
̨Di̵d̵ ͟i͟t no̡t ̧occ̛ur̸ t̡ǫ y̴o͟u̧ th͡a͠t̨, ̀ṕe̕r͟h̵a͢ps,̵ ̶i̛t’͟s TH͠EIR Q̴UEST҉IONS th͜a͞t̛ wou̢n̢d t̨h͝e̢i҉r̡ ́ẁaý in̛to th͘e article ín th̨e fi̛rs̶t ͘p̷l̡a̸c̨e͏?
TCC: But… but… what? No! First of all: there’s no way of us being able to do this anyway. There’s no internet access in that time so we can hardly send any questions we get. And two: the chances of them asking the right questions without completely throwing the timeline out of whack and rupturing the T/S continuum as we know it are trillions to one!
Discord: Ooo͞o̸ooh͜. ̛I l̴i͘k̶e ̛t͡he̶ ̢soųnd o͏f͏ ͡th͞o̶śe o̴dd͞s.͞
Come͢ ņow, ͟tŕu̷t͢h̴-͡see̶k̸e͝r.͢ Le̡t li̸ttle ̀Bri̷tty’s ͡f͘o͢ll͡o̶w͢e̢r͟s ̛a͏sk ͠t̡heir͝ ́que̡s̴tions͏ ͜a̡n̢d͟ let͞ ̕u͢s̴ d́ea̡l͞ ̷w͜it̸h the quàn̶tu̡m̵ ͘p̀h͘ýs̛i̧c͞s.̵ Ỳo͞u ҉do̕ ̧w̴an̕t ̡the̵m to ͡kn͞ow̸ her s̀t̵o͡r͞y, do̵n’̨t͠ y͢o̸u͡?
TCC: I… I don’t have the power to do this.
Discord: Oh̕,͢ ͏de̸a̧r̨. Wh҉at a ̷s͝hame. Good͝ ͏thi̡ng̛ ̀I ̵D́O͝.̛
Well, it seems that thanks to the Prince of Plot Convenience himself we have a rare opportunity to play god with the laws of time and causality, go back in history and give you guys the ability to actually Ask Britannia some personal questions… for the first time in months…*cough*
Don’t ask us how, it’s chaos… and we ain’t gonna look a gift-draconequis in the mouth so let’s just run with it, ‘kay?
Now, to keep Clarion Call happy, you should keep in mind that the interview at the Summer Song Cafe with Coffee Talk took place a couple of months before the return of Nightmare Moon, the coming of Twilight Sparkle to Ponyville and the resurrection of the Elements of Harmony.
So, please, no spoilers, no questions regarding the events of the blog or the future of Equestria or anything else that might cause a paradox or interfere with the stability of the space-time continuum (it can get messy)